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Scott Cooke: Haikus 2

So i never knew
I will have to Google it
For my rebuttal

So yeah, good for you…
For having a mop down there,
You win this haiku

Got me mystified
With your sequential haikus
And I’m lovin’ it

Time to celebrate
Some imperialism
Conquer all turkey

At hobby lobby
Kinda wanna make a drone
That will shoot your dog

Start the year anew
With a fresh and sweet haiku
Internet kisses

Got som protein bars
Goin to get big and swol
Maybe tomorrow

Nightmare at Big Lots
Half off Velveeta cheese blocks
Oprah magazines

“This is a man’s world!
But it wouldn’t be nothin,
Without a woman….”

Worst feeling ever?
blue porta – potty back splash
With no more T.P.

playin neopets
found som giant omelette
made from meerca neggs

remuneration
goddammit boss im worth more
than what you pay me…

Scott Cooke: Haikus

F*** it’s time for work
I am going to be late
Just one more haiku…

So you have problems
Try to look beyond the sky
God we are so small

Plush dice Pontiac
Catalytic converter
Nineteen eighty five

I am the fire
Hotter than the Gaza Strip
Call me the machine

Just like the old days
Cowboys vs the Indians
Does anyone win?

Capitalism
Profits before the people
Got a better plan?

You like pokemon
I like pokemon also
Gotta catch them all

This goes to the bugs
Please try to stop biting me
It is just not nice

Listen here lady
Shave your armpits and your legs
Maybe then we’ll date…

I have a say too
On the lady I will choose
Don’t want a furball

Well its not that deep
And it’s two thousand fourteen
I am loving this

Shame. You’re just my type.
You look like a pokemon
Maybe next time bae

Batrick’s Spy Kit: In Progress

Batrick’s Spy Kit: In Progress
This is the ninth Batrick’s Spy Kit album, recorded in 2006. This is the first Batrick’s Spy Kit album not produced by MAN3, instead being self-produced.

01. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Intro
02. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untitledpooooooo
03. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Kijujuhhty
04. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Kijujuhhty (Remix)
05. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Epic Bizacth
06. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Epic Bizacthremix
07. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Chris Biz
08. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Chris Biztrance Mix
09. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untitledoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
10. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Mike And I
11. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untitlednewclub
12. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Ted
13. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Freak
14. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untitledme And Phil
15. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Oooooooojkk
16. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untitledphils 2 Song
17. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untitledidea
18. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untitledphil Is…
19. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untitledscott3243546rhgfnhmh

Intro [music: Batrick] . Untitledpooooooo [music: Batrick] . Kijujuhhty [music: Batrick] . Kijujuhhty (Remix) [music: Batrick] remix: Batrick . Epic Bizacth [music: Batrick] . Epic Bizacthremix [music: Batrick] remix: Batrick . Chris Biz [music: Batrick, Magitek] additional programming: Magitek . Chris Biztrance Mix [music: Batrick, Magitek] remix: Batrick . Untitledoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [music: Batrick] . Mike And I [music: Batrick] . Untitlednewclub [music: Batrick, MAN3] additional programming: MAN3 . Ted [music: Batrick] . Freak [lyrics and music: Batrick] . Untitledme And Phil [music: Batrick] voices: F. Phil . Oooooooojkk [music: Batrick] . Untitledphils 2 Song [music: Batrick, F. Phil] additional programming: F. Phil . Untitledidea [music: Batrick] . Untitledphil Is… [lyrics: Batrick, F. Phil/music: Batrick] vocals: Batrick, F. Phil . Untitledscott3243546rhgfnhmh [music: S. Cooke] performed by Scott Cooke .

Produced by Batrick / Written and performed by Batrick, except as noted / Recorded and mixed @ Oak Manor, Tampa / Thank you: Scott Cooke, Magitek, MAN3, Fooska Phil /

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Batrick’s Spy Kit: In Progress

Batrick’s Spy Kit: A Book Without Words

Batrick’s Spy Kit: A Book Without Words
This is the sixth Batrick’s Spy Kit album, recorded in 2006 as a report on the LSD Studies being held at that time.

01. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untitledscott
02. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untitled Newer Shit
03. Batrick’s Spy Kit – D-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide
04. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Sinphony
05. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Crazzy
06. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Patrick & Chris Making A Crazy Ass German Techno Song
07. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Im In The Bubllee Room
08. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Combo
09. Batrick’s Spy Kit – NINTENDOLOVE
10. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Nintendo Love Remix
11. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Idea 4 A Song
12. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Untiledidea For A New CD
13. Batrick’s Spy Kit – New
14. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Idea4 Muther Fukin Niggas
15. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Im Trippin Ballz
16. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Gggggggggg
17. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Deuce + Batrick
18. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Onothermoney Maker
19. Batrick’s Spy Kit – I Am The Walrus

Untitledscott [music: Batrick] additional musical inspiration: S. Cooke . Untitlednewer Shit [music: Batrick] . D-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide [music: Batrick] . Sinphony [music: Batrick] . Crazzy [music: Batrick] . Patrick & Chris Making A Crazy Ass German Techno Song [lyrics: Magitek/music: Batrick, Magitek, MAN3] additional programming, vocals: Magitek, MAN3 . Im In The Bubllee Room [music: Batrick] . Combo [music: Batrick] . NINTENDOLOVE [music: Batrick] . Nintendo Love Remix [music: Batrick] remix: Batrick . Idea 4 A Song [music: Batrick] . Untitledidea For A New CD [music: Batrick] . New [music: Batrick] . Idea4 Muther Fukin Niggas [music: Batrick] . Im Trippin Ballz [lyrics: Magitek/music: Batrick, MAN3] vocals: Magitek; contains an except from “Human Beings Are A Disease” [music: MAN3] performed by VARN Industries . Gggggggggg [music: Batrick] vocals: MAN3; contains an excerpt from “Medley (Megalomaniac/Stray Bullet)” [lyrics: E. Esch, S. Konietzko/music: S. Konietzko, G. Schulz] performed by VARN Industries . Deuce + Batrick [music: Batrick] additional musical inspiration: Deuce . Onothermoney Maker [music: Batrick, Magitek] additional programming: Magitek . I Am The Walrus [lyrics and music: J. Lennon, P. McCartney] vocals: Lucipurr, MAN3 .

Produced by MAN3 / Written and performed by Batrick, except as noted / Recorded and mixed @ Oak Manor, Tampa / Thank you: Scott Cooke. Deuce, Lucipurr, Magitek, MAN3 / “Combo” is a medley of “Trance” [music: Batrick] performed by Batrick’s Spy Kit; “Beans Beans Are Good For Your Heart” [music: Batrick] performed by Batrick’s Spy Kit; “Licergicacidreflux” [music: Batrick] performed by Batrick’s Spy Kit / Original versions of “Trance,” “Beans Beans Are Good For Your Heart” & “Licergicacidreflux” appear on the Batrick’s Spy Kit album bffForever / Original version of “Human Beings Are A Disease” appears on VARN Industries Appendix A: 1999-2006 / Original version of “Medley (Megalomaniac/Stray Bullet)” appears on VARN Industries Volume VI: Original Material /

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Batrick’s Spy Kit: A Book Without Words