VARN Industries Appendix C: 2011-2014

VARN Industries Appendix C: 2011-2014
This is the sixty-second VARN Industries album. It is a collection of outtakes, leftovers and demos from between 2011 and 2014.

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VARN Industries Appendix C: 2011-2014

“It certainly has been a very busy few years for me, both musically and personally. However, not every project I started over these years was completed. Collected here are some of the tracks from some of the projects that didn’t end up getting finished. Surprisingly, they seem to all go together well enough on their own. Happy accidents…”
-MAN3

TEMP Sophomore Sessions
01. VARN Industries – TEMP2TRK2
02. VARN Industries – TEMP2TRK3
03. VARN Industries – TEMP2TRK8
KKTFF Sessions
04. VARN Industries – KKTFFdemo
GTBG Ghost Galaxies, pt. 2 Sessions
05. VARN Industries – Ggdemo2
06. VARN Industries – Ggdemo3
DRMD Senior Sessions
07. VARN Industries – Drrobert2
08. VARN Industries – Beat1
VARN Industries Demos
09. VARN Industries – NEWBEAT2014-01
10. VARN Industries – Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll (Botchbud Remix Without Bass)

TEMP2TRK2 [music: MAN3] . TEMP2TRK3 [music: MAN3] . TEMP2TRK8 [music: MAN3] . KKTFFdemo [music: MAN3] . Ggdemo2 [music: MAN3] . Ggdemo3 [music: MAN3] . Drrobert2 [music: MAN3] . Beat1 [music: MAN3] . NEWBEAT2014-01 [music: MAN3] . Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll (Botchbud Remix Without Bass) [music: MAN3] remix: Botchbud .

Produced by MAN3 / Written and performed by MAN3, except as noted / Recorded and mixed @ [tracks 1-4 @ Queen And Lansdowne Studio, Toronto], [tracks 5-8 @ Windermere Gardens, Toronto], [track 9 @ The Floral, Tampa] and [track 10 remixed @ Botchbud’s House, Toronto] / Thank you: my daughter Lilith, family, Botchbud / Thank you (for TEMP Sessions): Jake Newton / Thank you (for KKTFF Sessions): Xaos Beast / Thank you (for GTBG Sessions): Tvitkh / Thank you (for DRMD Sessions): Robert Oh / Tracks 1-3 are from the aborted TEMP Sophomore sessions / Track 4 is an unused Kaptain Kensington & The Fungus Forest demo / Tracks 5-6 are from the aborted GTBG Ghost Galaxies, pt. 2 sessions / Tracks 7-8 are from the aborted DRMD Senior Sessions sessions / “NEWBEAT2014-01” is a demo from VARN Industries Volume XIV (God Bless The Dirty South) / Original version of “Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll” appears on VARN Industries Volume XIV (God Bless The Dirty South) / Botchbud appears courtesy of Hyena Productions / VARN Catalog Number: 0C00 /

VARN Industries: Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll

VARN Industries: Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll
This is the sixty-first VARN Industries album, recorded in 2014. “Living Dead Girl” was originally performed by Rob Zombie.

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VARN Industries: Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll

01. VARN Industries – Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll (Faiyaz Shah’s “Live In The Now” Remix)
02. VARN Industries – Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll (Botchbud Remix)
03. VARN Industries – Like An Evil Jesus (You Little Fucking Remix)
04. VARN Industries – Batman And Rob Ford (Botchbud Remix)
05. VARN Industries – I’m Going To Tampa! (Sweet Tea With A Kick)
06. VARN Industries – Living Dead Girl

Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll (Faiyaz Shah’s “Live In The Now” Remix) [music: MAN3] remix F. Shah . Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll (Botchbud Remix) [music: MAN3] remix Botchbud . Like An Evil Jesus (You Little Fucking Remix) [music: MAN3] remix: MAN3 . Batman And Rob Ford (Botchbud Remix) [music: MAN3, Batrick] remix: Botchbud . I’m Going To Tampa! (Sweet Tea With A Kick) [music: MAN3] remix: MAN3 . Living Dead Girl [lyrics: R. Zombie/music: R. Zombie, S. Humphrey] additional programming: Tvitkh .

Produced by MAN3 / Written and performed by MAN3, except as noted / Recorded and mixed @ [track 1 @ Siskin Terrace, Toronto], [tracks 2 & 4 @ Botchbud’s House, Toronto], [track 3 & 5 @ The Floral, Tampa] & [track 6 @ Queen And Lansdowne Studio, Toronto & Tvitkh’s Home, South Australia] / Thank you: My daughter Lilith, my family, Batrick, Botchbud, Faiyaz Shah, Tvitkh, Adult Swim’s Infomercials, Eastbound And Down, Key & Peele, Kathryn Manser, Off The Air, Matthew Silver, The Whitest Kids U Know, Rob Zombie / “Living Dead Girl” is an outtake from the abandoned Ghost Town Breeding Ground album Ghost Galaxies, pt. 2 / Botchbud appears courtesy of Hyena Productions / Faiyaz Shah appears courtesy of Beacon Meadows North / VARN Catalogue Number: 1401 /

VARN Industries Volume XIV: God Bless The Dirty South

VARN Industries Volume XIV: God Bless The Dirty South
This is the sixtieth VARN Industries album, recorded in 2014.

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VARN Industries: Volume XIV (God Bless The Dirty South)

“After experiencing my growing pains, it was time to finally return to the place of my birth. My homeland. The place where my heart and soul reside. The house that Mickey built. God’s waiting room. The land of sunshine, boiled peanuts, alligators, trailer parks, orange juice, palm trees, hurricane parties, sweet iced tea and face eating bath salt zombies. Motherfucking FLORIDA!!! We do things a bit differently down here and I couldn’t be happier about it. This album is a love song to all the things I’ve missed while living in the Great White North. When you’re removed from everyone and everything you know, you learn exactly what makes you tick.”
-MAN3

01. VARN Industries – Like An Evil Jesus
02. VARN Industries – Jellyfish
03. VARN Industries – (Hate) There’s No Place Like
04. VARN Industries – A Love Song For The Cactus
05. VARN Industries – American Haters Bore Me/Tits=Trouble
06. VARN Industries – I Have The Satellites
07. VARN Industries – Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll
08. VARN Industries – I’m Going To Tampa!
09. VARN Industries – Batman And Rob Ford
10. VARN Industries – SMBdubstep
11. VARN Industries – Selling My Future
12. VARN Industries – Dave

Like An Evil Jesus [music: MAN3] . Jellyfish [lyrics: MAN3, J. Jenaro/music: MAN3] vocals: MAN3, J. Jenaro . (Hate) There’s No Place Like [lyrics and music: MAN3] . A Love Song For The Cactus [lyrics and music: MAN3] . American Haters Bore Me/Tits=Trouble [lyrics and music: MAN3] . I Have The Satellites [music: MAN3] guitars: Levi . Sex, Drugs And Bkawk & Roll [music: MAN3] . I’m Going To Tampa! [music: MAN3] . Batman And Rob Ford [music: MAN3, Batrick] additional programming: Batrick . SMBdubstep [music: MAN3, DH] additional programming: DH . Selling My Future [lyrics and music: MAN3] . Dave [music: MAN3] .

Produced by MAN3 / Written and performed by MAN3, except as noted / Recorded and mixed @ [tracks 1, 2 & 5-8 @ Pappy’s House, Tampa], [tracks @ 3 & 4 Sailwinds, Tampa] & [track 9-12 @ The Floral, Tampa] / Thank you: My daughter Lilith, my family, Batrick, DH, Jonny Jenaro, Levi, 2 Live Crew, Afterlife With Archie, All-New X-Men, Cage, Die Antwoord, Eastbound And Down, Alec Empire, Game Of Thrones, Guardians Of The Galaxy, Hollywood Undead, Anton LaVey, Lil’ Jon, Lost, Marilyn Manson, Meat Beat Manifesto, Naked Lunch, Nine Inch Nails, Orange Is The New Black, Pig, Puscifer, Savage Wolverine, Matthew Silver, Tim Skold, Stitches, Tampa, Three 6 Mafia, The Walking Dead, Stephanie Thomas, Warpaint, Zombie Tramp / VARN Catalogue Number: 1400 /

Scott Cooke: Haikus

F*** it’s time for work
I am going to be late
Just one more haiku…

So you have problems
Try to look beyond the sky
God we are so small

Plush dice Pontiac
Catalytic converter
Nineteen eighty five

I am the fire
Hotter than the Gaza Strip
Call me the machine

Just like the old days
Cowboys vs the Indians
Does anyone win?

Capitalism
Profits before the people
Got a better plan?

You like pokemon
I like pokemon also
Gotta catch them all

This goes to the bugs
Please try to stop biting me
It is just not nice

Listen here lady
Shave your armpits and your legs
Maybe then we’ll date…

I have a say too
On the lady I will choose
Don’t want a furball

Well its not that deep
And it’s two thousand fourteen
I am loving this

Shame. You’re just my type.
You look like a pokemon
Maybe next time bae

Vincent Brisotti: Is Love A Drug?

I’m not sure how I always wind up back in this position. I’ve seen this same situation displayed through out the process of addiction to hard drugs like heroin. A true drug addict isn’t a person who does drugs, a true drug addict is a person that completely destroys their life using, until they actually hate who they’ve become so they finally get sober; and then later use again knowing the consequence.

Is love a drug?

Can you be addicted to a person?

If something that brings you joy, but also makes you miserable is the idea of an addict, do I have an addiction? I’ve climbed out of this hole so many times I can do it with my eyes closed, but why do I keep falling back in? Why haven’t I built a fence, mote, barricade, forcefield, wall, barrier around this hole to prevent me from falling into this incredibly deep, dark, place? Do I actually enjoy the misery? Its been so long, and so many things have changed. I’ve had amazing adventures, and have produced a pretty good life for myself, but why isn’t that enough?

Why do you have to be the only thing that matters?

The only thing that can complete me.

MAN3: Chillin’ Late One Night

MAN3: Chillin’ Late One Night
This is a mix by MAN3.

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MAN3: Chillin’ Late One Night

“Here’s a mix I made, inspired by the Another Late Night series and using only Beacon Meadows tracks. So sit back, light up and relax as we chill together late one night.”
-MAN3

01. Bluesteeze – Intro
02. Bluesteeze – On My Grind Freestyle
03. Only Eyes For You – Cameron
04. Letitia On Rocks – Is There A Doctor In The Fish, pt. 1
05. Jonny Jenaro – Where Do You Go To (My Lovely)
06. Grizwald – Your Eyes
07. Ghost Town Breeding Ground – Here We Are Again
08. Faiyaz And The Wasted Chances – SPICEDEALERS (Folksong Version)
09. Faiyaz And MAN3 – The Burden
10. Embryo Concepts – Rain In December
11. Charlie Blood B – Breakfast With The Queen
12. Botchbud – Clays Brain Renovation
13. Batrick’s Spy Kit – Tofer Madness Remix (It Continyous) (2011 Remaster)
14. Aduran De Ronov – Jonny
15. Dr. Robert M.D. – Twin Peaks Theme
16. Wife Swamp – Avril 14th
17. VARN Industries – Message 16 (Cabbbage Reads More Stories)

Doc Cromp: Haikus 4

Doc Cromp: Haikus 4


“Why so serious?”
Damnit, I hate that movie.
Why so, overdose?

Hell is just a dream.
One for the sad and desperate.
Live like you’re in Hell.

OK Cupid girl.
I can see you feet. For real?
Pic is now flagged.

Jugga_licious. Fuck.
Can anything else be said?
FAYGO GO WHOOP WHOOP!

Naruto Ramen.
Did you mean to serve me glass?
Free beer don’t suffice.

Dabbin’ at work, tho.
Might be the last of me here.
Choose weed over work.

They took my tooth out.
Holy fuck, does this thing hurt!
Bullet Tooth Tony

Stood up again, son.
Done letting bitches phase me.
On to the next one.

Good question, broham.
They are all one in the same.
Bitches is bitches.

Bored as all hell, here.
Why is it I can’t crank down?
Oh, right… Illegal.

There are not but one.
Man and Womankind will fall.
Here comes a new dawn.

The apes have horses.
What kinda bullshit is that?
Now these guys got guns!

Beacon Meadows Presents The Unheard Tracks, Vol. 2

Beacon Meadows Presents The Unheard Tracks, Vol. 2
This is a collection of assorted unreleased material from Beacon Meadows artists Jonny Jenaro, Devious Light and VARN Industries. “Profound Change” by Jonny Jenaro was recorded for a compilation album for Take Back The Night Foundation. Original versions of “untitled: 06-08-02” and “untitled: 02-03-03” appear on the VARN Industries album The Lost Tracks. “Tonight, You Belong To Me” was originally performed by Irving Kaufman. Fly, Magpie! is Jonny Jenaro and Meredith Marsh.

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Beacon Meadows Presents The Unheard Tracks, Vol. 2

01. Jonny Jenaro – Profound Change
02. Devious Light – Party Please
03. Devious Light – Piano Practice
04. Devious Light – Psymple
05. VARN Industries – untitled: 06-08-02 (Woosh Demo)
06. VARN Industries – untitled: 06-08-02 (Shoow Demo)
07. VARN Industries – untitled: 02-03-03 (Mood Demo)
08. VARN Industries – untitled: 02-03-03 (Ambidance Demo)
09. VARN Industries – untitled: 02-03-03 (Ambidance 2.0 Demo)
10. Fly, Magpie! – Tonight, You Belong To Me

Doc Cromp: Chapter 1.1


CHAP1:

Today. Today was supposed to be the day. Turns out it’s just any other day, because today, was not the day. The wind blows the flowers from the trees lining Washington Square. Today was going to be the day. It’s a shame what this city’s done to me. When they started slipping, I thought I could dig my way out, but the panic was too pure. I see these kids in their cap and gowns, and all I yearn for is a Remington 30-6 and about a dozen or so shells.

Today. Today was supposed to be my day.

Doc Cromp: Haikus 3

Jack Daniels, you punk!
Taste like way too loose butthole.
Domestic Dispute.

Someone called me out.
It’s all in good fun, lil sis.
Still more likes than you.

Boring day at work.
Thank the lord I got my vape.
Wax on wax on wax.

Chris Novaselik
Kurt Cobain and David Grohl
Who let Pat Smear in?

All Cops Are Bastards.
Revoke their right to party.
No retirement.

Guava, off the tree.
Tequila potentially.
Tasty fucking drink.

Day off finally.
Taking my food handlers.
Should just call this work.

Lost my phone last night.
Mogwai was well worth it though.
Last haiku for now.

Having lost my phone
had to buy a pornog mag
I : Neanderthal

Fresh out of smokes.
Just had to pay my rent.
Guess no food for me.

I lost my G pen.
What to do with all this wax?
Knife hits, here I come.

This is a haiku.
It is about Godzilla.
Big fucking lizard.

Doc Cromp: Haikus 2

Who let the dog, out?
Was it you, you, you, you, you?
Seriously, dog.

Can’t you tell yet, kids?
All my replys are Haikus.
Mile a minute mind.

Makers Mark? Yes, please.
Double, hold the rocks, thank you.
Gentleman drink this.

Where are my pants, mate?
Aww, fuck it. Who really cares?
Not I, said the fly.

White people are great.
Said no other ethnic guy
Never, ever, bro.

Goddamn, right you are.
Chump, is what I feel like, Holmes.
Boot my black ass too.

Raisin Bran Stoker.
Dietary Dracula.
Prunes from here on out.

Abort the new prince.
He will surely burn in hell.
Good Goddamn riddance.

I don’t like hard eggs.
Medium is still too hard.
Eggs eggs eggs eggs eggs.

I hear the French smell.
But, boy do I sure like crepes.
Mm-Mm-Mm-Mm-Crepes.

Sorry kids, we are here.
Start learning to accept it.
You will fall in line.

Dave Matthews Band Blows.
Pretty ladies seem to like.
Drown them in a tub.